My Mother-in-Law Came in White Gloves to Inspect the House—So I Left a Sticky “Welcome” on the Curtain Rod
The tube of pest glue felt unpleasant even through the packaging—sticky, stubborn, and somehow already guilty-looking. I stood on a step stool and carefully spread a clear, stretchy layer along the top of the curtain rod, watching my own fingers tremble as if they were confessing something. This wasn’t a prank. It wasn’t childish mischief. … Read more